fishwives' tale

story or talk that one cannot believe in; incredible story or talk.

Dude A: Once I met a tiger in a jungle. As soon as I raised my hand to hit him, he ran away.
Dude B: That's a fishwives' tale. Ha! Ha! Ha!

fishwives' tale by uttam maharjan September 25, 2011

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fishwife

a slag that is always shouting and generally being a loud slut.

woman: get your arse down here blood
Man: fuck you fishwife, you man mongering whore!
Woman: and?
Man: chavette

fishwife by Alice-Cooper July 16, 2005

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fishwife

a slang term for a male homosexual's wife

Melissa is married to Steve, but she's a fishwife, cuz everyone knows Steve sucks cock like a hoover.

fishwife by Dave Hoff April 28, 2005

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fishwifes chore

A fishwife's chore is the sexual act of slitting open a straight wound in a females cheek with a sharp edged tool (a knife), as a male, and then proceeding to penetrate this wound with your erect penis until climax, for sexual pleasure.

This sexual act is most popularly thought to be no more than an urban legend, although it has a following amongst perverts and extreme fetishists who dabble in such materials as snuff videos and the like.

Person 1: OMG did you see that sick shit that I found on the internet? I forwarded it to you the other day...

Person 2: Oh that fishwifes chore thing? Fucking disgusting...he cut open her cheek and fucked it!

Person 1: He should be hung publically! Dirty bastard.

fishwifes chore by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009

fishwives' tale

an incredible story or talk.

Dude A: Once I met a tiger in a jungle. As soon as I stared at him, he ran away.
Dude B: That's a fishwives' tale.

fishwives' tale by uttam maharjan August 13, 2011

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fishwife

An insufferable person who insists on marrying himself in the presence of a celebrity ghost.

Larry the Cable Guy, in the presence of the ghost of Rosie O'Donnell and her magpie familiar would be considered a fishwife.

fishwife by Joe Quinn February 29, 2008

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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