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Fish Story 

A story told in order to cast the teller in a favourable light. Exaggeration is a key part of this.
Tom, "I caught this fish on Saturday, must have been like 40 pounds"

Jason, "that sounds like such a fish story dude, it was totally a minot"

Jason "I was with these 5 hot chicks and they were totally into me...bla bla bla"

Tommy, "fish story dude, u were totally pissed and swore at 3 fat girls, and then you got thrown out of the club".
Fish Story by Tommy10 February 20, 2009

osama fish story 

When somebody brags about catching a huge record breaking trophy fish, and then throwing it back into the sea. You just have to believe them. From the Obama Administration's claim that they got Osama, and then they buried him at sea so he will never be seen again. You just have to believe them.
John bragged that he caught a record breaking marlin that was so huge that it HAD to have been a record breaker, however, he released it back into the sea. You just had to have been there. WHAT AN OSAMA FISH STORY!!!!
osama fish story by pmetrus May 29, 2011

fish store 

A brothel, namely because the whores' vaginas smell like fish. See also fishmonger
"I hit up the fish store last night"
"perv"
fish store by lee harvey oswald March 10, 2008

Fishtory 

When someone has a reputation for being with girls that have a fishy smelling "taco"
I was going to go out with him but then I found out that he has a lot of fishtory and I couldn't do it.
Fishtory by I am Multiplied December 19, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026