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Fish Story 

A story told in order to cast the teller in a favourable light. Exaggeration is a key part of this.
Tom, "I caught this fish on Saturday, must have been like 40 pounds"

Jason, "that sounds like such a fish story dude, it was totally a minot"

Jason "I was with these 5 hot chicks and they were totally into me...bla bla bla"

Tommy, "fish story dude, u were totally pissed and swore at 3 fat girls, and then you got thrown out of the club".
Fish Story by Tommy10 February 20, 2009

osama fish story 

When somebody brags about catching a huge record breaking trophy fish, and then throwing it back into the sea. You just have to believe them. From the Obama Administration's claim that they got Osama, and then they buried him at sea so he will never be seen again. You just have to believe them.
John bragged that he caught a record breaking marlin that was so huge that it HAD to have been a record breaker, however, he released it back into the sea. You just had to have been there. WHAT AN OSAMA FISH STORY!!!!
osama fish story by pmetrus May 29, 2011

fish store 

A brothel, namely because the whores' vaginas smell like fish. See also fishmonger
"I hit up the fish store last night"
"perv"
fish store by lee harvey oswald March 10, 2008

Fishtory 

When someone has a reputation for being with girls that have a fishy smelling "taco"
I was going to go out with him but then I found out that he has a lot of fishtory and I couldn't do it.
Fishtory by I am Multiplied December 19, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022