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fish dick 

A condition occurring mostly in (although not limited to) uncircumcised men as a result of not cleaning their genitals, particularly under their foreskin. Their lack of concern for personal hygiene results in their genitals producing a nasty fish smell. 90% of men with this condition will request oral sex while remaining oblivious to the fact that they have it.
That guy I hooked up with had a MAJOR case of fish dick.
fish dick by Cobra Lambent February 21, 2011

fish dick 

a guy who is so desperate for pussy that he will screw anything. he therefore tends to have a smelly cock, a fish dick if you will.
oh my god, who in their right mind would want to fuck that fish dicked guy. he is pathetic.
fish dick by toohotttohandlebaby October 3, 2006

Fish Dick 

What the human male experiences after a night of unprotected sex with a woman then leaves in the morning without showering, and follows that with a day of hard work in a hot kitchen. It is a combination of a foetid stench, grease, slime and crusty scaliness in the genital region.
"Geez, Chef, I just took a leak, and I've got a rotten case of Fish Dick."
Fish Dick by nyquilcoma July 5, 2012

Fish Dick 

When a man is with a women who intimidates him and as he tries to have sex with her his penis goes limp and flaps around like a fish on land.
Yo, you hear what happened to Adam yesterday while he was wit that bad chick?

Yea yo, I heard he got some fish dick.
Fish Dick by FishmanFive May 9, 2007

fish dick 

(1) Fish stick, especially fish sticks that aren't very good.

(2) A guys dick after fucking some nasty, stinky tuna cunt.
Sally's twat felt pretty good, but it was too stinky to eat, and gave me a case of fish dick.

fish dick 

kellie and erin of toronto canada coined the phrase meaning something that doesn't quite belong where you found it.
" I was eating my sandwich and bit into a fish dick, which I promptly spit out and showed to my friend"
fish dick by erin November 23, 2004