fish dick

A condition occurring mostly in (although not limited to) uncircumcised men as a result of not cleaning their genitals, particularly under their foreskin. Their lack of concern for personal hygiene results in their genitals producing a nasty fish smell. 90% of men with this condition will request oral sex while remaining oblivious to the fact that they have it.

That guy I hooked up with had a MAJOR case of fish dick.

by Cobra Lambent February 21, 2011

fish dick

a guy who is so desperate for pussy that he will screw anything. he therefore tends to have a smelly cock, a fish dick if you will.

oh my god, who in their right mind would want to fuck that fish dicked guy. he is pathetic.

by toohotttohandlebaby October 3, 2006

fish dick

(1) Fish stick, especially fish sticks that aren't very good.

(2) A guys dick after fucking some nasty, stinky tuna cunt.

Sally's twat felt pretty good, but it was too stinky to eat, and gave me a case of fish dick.

by Dr. Stunnuts, Urologist May 16, 2006

fish dick

kellie and erin of toronto canada coined the phrase meaning something that doesn't quite belong where you found it.

" I was eating my sandwich and bit into a fish dick, which I promptly spit out and showed to my friend"

by erin November 23, 2004

fish dick

A person that comes from Portsmouth. 'Skates' as they are more widely called, can't get real women and therefore resort to having sex with fish, jence the name Skates. Afterwards, they have a fish dick.

Check out the skate over there, I bet he has a minging fish dick.

by sausage fingers November 10, 2008

fish dick

a dick that looks like a fish

stacy: he has a fish dick but i still fucked him because im a huge slag

by fish_penis December 24, 2016

fish dicking

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.

Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.

by MS111 December 17, 2016