first monkey

An African-American's wife;ex.: Michelle Obama (See obsquecious)

I heard that the first monkey, Michelle Obama, infecting the White House staff with AIDS.

by poopydonym May 16, 2009

first monkey in space

Trying or experimenting with something new - on a grand scale with high risks and potential for epic failure or even disaster.

“Live streaming my rockclimbing trip is gonna be like the first monkey in space for me.”

by giraffe-o July 12, 2018