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first monkey by poopydonym May 15, 2009
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first monkey in space
Trying or experimenting with something new - on a grand scale with high risks and potential for epic failure or even disaster.
first monkey in space by giraffe-o July 12, 2018
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Awkward Monkey Fist
When one clutches their hand into a loose fist as if holding a rolled up piece of paper, and shakes it back and forth in front of someone's crotch. This will make the person feel very awkward, at which point you will have to explain your actions to them in the following way. "See. . . a monkey is jacking you off . .. thats why its awkward!"
Awkward Monkey Fist by westsidemonkeyfist July 7, 2009
Velvet Monkey Fist
When a guy is butt fucking his girl while she is laying on her back. At this time he inserts his hand into the woman's vagina and wraps the thin membrane between the anal and vaginal canals around his cock. This enables him to jack himself off while fisting his mate at the same time.
Velvet Monkey Fist by Dadda February 14, 2008
Monkey Fist
When a man defecates in his hand, then squeezes it so that the feces leaks out from between the fingers, and thrusts it into the vagina or ass of his partner.
Bill: Hey, John, have you met my new girlfriend?
John: I hate to tell you this, dude, but I used to totally monkey fist her.
Bill: That's disgusting. And kinky.
John: I hate to tell you this, dude, but I used to totally monkey fist her.
Bill: That's disgusting. And kinky.
Monkey Fist by E. Barrett March 7, 2008