fire pool 

A compulsory security feature for any thatched palatial homestead in rural Kwazulu Natal used for dousing a blaze caused by the excessive expulsion of hot air from an army of ANC spin doctors. It bears a strong resemblance to an ornate swimming pool costing the South African taxpayers millions of rand.

Jacob Zuma went for a dip in his fire pool after a tiring and sweaty sex session with one of his wives.

fire pool by fiend31 February 19, 2014

Firepool 

Phoenetics: fire /ˈfʌɪə/ - pool /pu l/

Origin: Originated from the former South African President, Jacob Zuma's attempt at avoiding violation of the South African constitution, when he failed to repay R4 million of government money spent on his swimming pool at his private home, the Nkandla compound.

Noun: A 'firepool' is a multi-purpose swimming pool which doubles as a fire safety water source, according to former South African President, Jacob Zuma.

Boshoff: "Oh no, I'm on fire!"
Milene: "Ow no, if only you had a multi-purpose swimming pool which doubles as a fire safety water source!"
Narrator: "If only Boshoff had a firepool like Milene's family. Hint, hint..."

Firepool by Lienkie February 10, 2019