Fing

when your so baked, you look down at your fingers and wonder why the hell they call them fingers and not phalanges.

they call them fingers but i never see them fing. oh, there they go.

by ladeeum January 9, 2007

Fing

Fing is a word used by those too lazy to write effing.

I overheard the shop proprietor refer to a lazy assistant as an fing so and so.

by St. Ias November 1, 2005

Fing

An obtuse contraction of "fucking." Can be used in general conversation without implying a profanity or an obscenity

Replaces the obvious: "frigging," "fricking," or "freaking."

Not original...read in a recent--2004/5--best-selling, fiction novel.

That "fing" guy is talking over my intelligent conversation.

by Vetzi Cantarini February 16, 2005

Fings

Abbreviation for "fingers."

My hands are so cold, I feel like my fings are going to fall off.

by almond man December 7, 2010

to finge

to have anal sex while rummaging in the lady's minge with your fingers.

fingeing is a good way to spread germs
OR
finge theatre is very important in our culture

by Emily December 16, 2004

fings

A typo, any typo. Acceptable variant: fingz

doodieripper485: i had a good day todat. you?
bobara28: LOL! FINGZ!
doodieripper485: goddamn, did i fings again? this never ends... :(

by doodie3 April 5, 2010

fings

British-english for 'things.'

I'm goin to the market for some fings, be back in a bit.

by bebe the great November 22, 2012