Fings

Abbreviation for "fingers."

My hands are so cold, I feel like my fings are going to fall off.

by almond man December 7, 2010

Fings

Fings, also meaning fat wings, appear on an extremely fat person. It is when the person becomes so obese that their armpits are so large that they begin to fold over thus looking like really fat, short wings.

Dude, your dad is so fat that he could use his fings to fly to BK and get me a hot sandwich and possibly a medium Coke.

by Brian Murrell May 25, 2008

Fings

The act of placing one's fingers into a female's vagina and pleasuring her.

Well, fings.

by Colliebear February 23, 2010

fing

1. A misspelling of "find", often made when tipsy.
2. An alternative to "fucking" used by people who evade profanity.

Harmy, a Sahi: Thank god I found my charger! I'm on two percent.
Mop (a Shroc): We would be thanking god if you didn't fing your charangonat!
Harmy: That's not very fing nice. What do you even mean?

by PisceanPrince May 30, 2022

Fing

Abbreviation of the word "fucking" used where you don't want to the F-word, like in front of kids or grandparents.
Preferably used with the word "thing" or other words ending with "-ing".

Nice fing thing, brah!
You look absolutely fing bling amazing!

by COCO_ONE May 14, 2021

Fing

What I never see fingers do.

Oh, there they go.

by Otto May 25, 2004

Fing-A

Acronym for Fucking Asshole; prevents the user from saying profanity; popular in the 1960-1980.

Fing-A that guy just cut me off.

by dKell November 5, 2005