Fings, also meaning fat wings, appear on an extremely fat person. It is when the person becomes so obese that their armpits are so large that they begin to fold over thus looking like really fat, short wings.
Dude, your dad is so fat that he could use his fings to fly to BK and get me a hot sandwich and possibly a medium Coke.
Love the outdoors but looking for a quaint night in? Thankfully, the midwest Missouri area offers a warm and cozy lounge ranging from HVAC talk, dank memes, cars, and failed troll attempts. Stay nice, warm and toasty while still soaking up the outdoorsy atmosphere with electric trimmer conversation. Whether the living room getaway is for the entire family or the romantic escape on the commode, the Fings Lounge is the way to go.
How are things in the Fings Lounge tonight?
Not bad, caught a big fishearlier when bent Andy was lured with talk of Kounts Kustom fleecing his Impala.