Chinese Financing

This is the financing you qualify for when you have extremely Bad Credit basically meaning you must pay cash.

Salesman: "Congratulations Folks, you are approved for Chinese Financing."

Customer: "What is that mean"

Salesman: "Wan Lump Sum" Due on Delivery

Chinese Financing by DirtySanchez420 May 8, 2010

creative financing 

To find unique, and usually illegal, ways to obtain large amounts of money in a short period of time.

"I gotta come up with some creative financing if I'm gonna come up with 2G's"

creative financing by Neener June 15, 2004

campaign financing

A bribe.

Corporations and Billionaires are shelling out huge bribes to politicians in the form of 'campaign financing,' however, calling a bribe by any other name is still a bribe.

campaign financing by blueribbonredstripes September 26, 2012

creative financing 

Becoming a stripper or crack whore to support one's lavish lifestyle or to pay a college tuition.

Thanks to creative financing, Colleen can now afford to attend Monmouth State.

creative financing by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle June 17, 2004

creative financing 

(Real-estate jargon)
1. A questionable or irresponsible way of obtaining needed funds.
2. Theft

1. "I bought my dream ride with a 29% loan, but I can pay it back when the Nigerian government sends me my check."
2. "Keep an eye out while I work out some creative financing on this jacket."

creative financing by phildonnia June 14, 2004

creative financing 

Finding an interesting or non-convetional way to obtain funds to get something you want.

"borowing" your friends bike and selling it at your neigbours garage sale so you can buy new speakers.

creative financing by lilshawn June 14, 2004

creative financing 

A term used to describe a criminal method in procuring an item. Unlawful taking.

My girlfriend was able to acquire a brand-new Prada handbag through the use of some creative financing.

creative financing by Steve June 17, 2004