La figuration

The act of being , pushed away by someone who thinks highly of themselves(but usually ain't squat)

She expressed a serious form of la figuration when we were in school but when she saw the stacks she make sober.

La figuration by NAPONORM January 24, 2018

figuratively 

What everybody means when they say "literally".

-Dude, I literally had smoke coming out of my ears!

-Really? Don't you mean you figuratively had smoke coming out of your ears, or did you really have smoke leaking out of your earholes?

figuratively by Built2Spill November 17, 2004

Faturation 

The point at which you've eaten so much your body can't take anymore

"I ate almost the entire birthday cake, but I couldn't face the last slice. I was at full faturation"

Faturation by diablotron August 5, 2013

figurative dick 

If someone has the figurative dick in their mouth, it means the more that they talk the less enjoyable your life is; just as the more someone giving a blowjob talks, the less enjoyable it is.

That Max kid is so annoying, he has the figurative dick in his mouth all day.

figurative dick by tripleski6 April 25, 2010

Coffee Filtration 

When one sucks off another, then as male is about to ejaculate, he states his predicament to the partner who promptly places a thin layer of material, i.e undergarments, over the penis. At this point, said sucker places mouth around partners penis. The penis holder then spurts his 'sex wee' through material. Sucker then sucks semen through material causing filtration. Pleasure ensues.

1. " .... Amy totally gave coffee filtration to me last night!"

Coffee Filtration by That camel April 5, 2009

Fuck Me Figuratively Up The Ass

An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.

Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.

Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.

Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!

Fuck Me Figuratively Up The Ass by ElectroSophie March 28, 2009

Fistration 

When your trying to grab life by the balls and life grabs your balls instead

When trying to do and be the best a person can be and something happens to mess shit up it's a fistration

Fistration by London lemongrass February 27, 2019