just a lovely man with a extreem big dick, likes to do absolutely nothing and fucks loats of woman (sometimes man).
by figolover November 23, 2021
Figo is one in a lifetime. He is hard to get, untouchable to most women and chased by many. Although women melt at the mesmerising look in his eyes, model type figure and perfect pout, Figo is a funny young man who will have you needing CPR 45 seconds into the conversation. Under the possession of a three digit IQ, Figo is a very intelligent man who never likes to brag about his wit. He is the truest friend one can ever have. He is caring, loyal and compassionate to those around him. Once he knows you're loyal to him, this man will go above and beyond to make you happy and feel loved. He is attentive towards your feelings and always finds ways to make you happy, unaware that he is the embodiment of happines. He rises above the crowds due to his selflessness, originality and intelligence. There is no other one like Figo. He is truly rare in every single aspect and is yet to discover it.
by NonOvYaBeeZnes November 22, 2021
One of the greatest footballers of all time. Legendary Portuguese winger who played at Sporting Clube de Portugal, Barcelona, Real Madrid and presently, Inter Milan.
by Carlos June 17, 2006
That guy has wished us a good morning everyday for the better part of 2 years, in a chat group formed purely for the sake of discussing the fact that anal sex isn't everything in life. He's a real hardcore figo.
by TheAlchemist1112 December 04, 2017
by Pimp Asses October 03, 2006
1. A notorious traitor. (See Judas).
2. An object which you desire to hit(Preferrably with pig heads or whiskey bottles filled with urine).
3. A subject of much humilation. (See Jimmy Jump, Euro 2004 final).
2. An object which you desire to hit(Preferrably with pig heads or whiskey bottles filled with urine).
3. A subject of much humilation. (See Jimmy Jump, Euro 2004 final).
You have done a Figo!
by Raul October 04, 2004
by tundez05 July 30, 2019