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From Wisconsin, where people know how to drink. Chasing an Irish Car Bomb with a Jager bomb. So named for its extreme difficulty, the manly prowess of those who accomplish it, and the frequent bearlike belches that accompany the feat. The taker often finds themself stepping backward and windmilling their arms ala an attacking bear.

Not for the faint of liver.

Tim: Dear god man, what happened to you?
Jim: I was fighting the bear and I had a real hard blackout. Don't remember a thing.
Tim: Dude, your clothes are shredded, you stink of booze, and you're covered in blood! I think you have frostbite!
Jim: That'll happen.

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Fightin' The Bear

Someone who spends way too much time on the toilet, usually 45 minutes or more.

A person who takes too long to shit

"Hey, anybody seen Reid?"

"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"

"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"

Fightin' The Bear by Whompusburger69 October 11, 2025

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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