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Fifth Grader 

Someone who falls in the prepubesent age group who is very annoying, overweight, tags along with older sibilings. and thimks they know everything.

fifth grader 

Where Adam Drigger hits on 5th graders
In school a kid hit on a 5th grader (his name was adam
fifth grader by adam driggers March 22, 2005

are you smarter than a fifth grader? 

Idiots compete with children for cash prizes
Are you smarter than a fifth grader? no

pulling a fifth grader 

the act of tying your hoodie around your waste, which is often done by young kids and tennis players.
Sarah: Woah, is Jenn a tennis player?

David: nah she's just pulling a fifth grader
pulling a fifth grader by Endstep January 15, 2011

fifth grade 

The last sane year of your life.
I wish I was back in fifth grade where we only had one teacher and walked in lines in the hallway and didn't have homework.
fifth grade by Pseudonymmynoduesp February 5, 2015

fifth grade 

A group of prepubescent kids who think they are 30 because they are on top of the elementary school and curse every sentence in public or in secret (cause elementary school is full of snitches) and try to be "swaggy" and also 5th grade patrols are the worst cause they think that just because they stand in a stupid hallway telling people to walk means that they are cooler then everyone else then report people for no reason and boss others around and try to act tough and lie about doing "manly" stuff like playing rated m games and owning a gun cause they think they are all grown up and big people even though they will go to middle school only to get shitstomped by 7th and 8th graders and get beaten up. To any 5th grader going to middle school, have fun getting raped (:
Fifth grade 1: Ah Fuck i hurt my fucking leg! man fuck this stupid blacktop! my fucking knee is hurting! ah shit my asshole shit shit shit!
Fifth grader 2: Damn your cool since you are fucking cursing like that is fucking cool as shit
Fifth grader 3: I am telling the teacher
fifth grade by Helisexist January 15, 2018
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