The Fidget Spinner

Insert a finger (or more if required) inside your girl, lifting her up in the air and using your other hand to spin her round like you're balancing a Fidget Spinner.

Met this chick last night and she was filthy as fuck. I even did the Fidget Spinner on her!

by Rorytx June 15, 2017

Fidget Spinner

An absolutely stupid thing that is ment for ADD or ADHD kids but some stupid people use them just cause. A massive waste of money, time, air and everything in general.

Person: Hey i got a fidget spinner im so cool
Me: they are a waste of money

by imdeadsiriusandveryloony May 30, 2017

Fidget Spinner

Autistic looking stress relieving bullshit.

My fidget spinner made me look gay.

by Kenton Makings November 1, 2018

Fidget Spinner

1. The Definition of Autism

2. The craze that attracted innocent children.

3. The content that plagued YouTube.

"Dude look at my fidget spinner! It spins so fast, heheheheeheuehheueue"

Kid: "Omg Fidget Spinner can I have it?"
Me: *Throws it at a lake* "Go fuck yourself. No autism for you, kiddo."

by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A sex position, where a male lays flat on his back with an erect cock. And the female places a spinning fidget spinner on the male's member, and proceeds to blow the fidget spinner to make it stop. The goal is to finish before it stops.

Wendy gave me a Fidget Spinner last night.

Did you finish?

Hell yeah, 10/10 would spin again.

by therealspanishteacher February 27, 2018

Fidget Spinner

An object that has been spawned by toy companies to help children with fidgets (ex. tapping pencil, bouncy feet,etc.) but have been popularized by You tubers which have made this Toy only for stupid sporty kids at an elementary school to show off

"Yo, i got a Fidget Spinner for my fidgeting problem"
"okay"
"Lol, i got this sw33t fidg3t spinner that looks like gold lol XDXD"
"Die in hell please"

by Look, fuck you May 24, 2017

Fidget Spinner

Object that rotates at high speed to distract autistic edgy retards from their real life problems. Mainly used at schools because it is a popular trend that should have died in a fire. Faggots that use fidget spinners actually cry themselves to sleep.

"Yo did you see Evan and his Fidget Spinner?"

"Yeah man I did, what a faggot."

by Spinnerkid May 19, 2017