Fiddlefuckin' 

N. 1. zero; 2. a person who is a complete loser.ADJ. 1. Doing absolutely nothing; Zero; Not a damn thing;2. Playing somebody or using somebody.

" He is a real Fiddlefuck"

"He was fiddlefuckin' around in the warehouse all day."

"She was fiddlefuckin' him big time."

Fiddlefuckin' by texas bobby May 7, 2010

fiddlefuck 

To tinker with a complex machine in a seemingly random way until it finally works properly.

More than 5 of us had to fiddlefuck with the imaging unit for many hours before it started to work properly.

fiddlefuck by Ole Gil November 4, 2007

Fiddlefucking

The act of Fiddlefucking can mean a number of things.

1Wasting time
2Messing with something (attempting to fix something, mainly hands on)
3Performing certain sexual acts on such female.

1 Bob! Quit fiddlefucking around and lets go!
2 Im taking my car to the shop, Im tired of fiddlefucking with the spark-plugs.
3 Dude! I was so fiddlefucking Sally in the back seat of your car!

Fiddlefucking by Brandon W. July 12, 2006

fiddledickin

Being stupid and messing around to the point of everyone around you pulling their hair out

"John! Stop fiddledickin around!"

fiddledickin by regional_at_maddy May 29, 2017

fiddlefuck 

to waste time or to use time unwisely

I'm just fiddlefucking around

fiddlefuck by D-Money November 28, 2004

fiddlefuck 

Sitting around doing nothing.

"Stop Fiddlefucking, you are going to make us late!"

fiddlefuck by ppssssffffttt September 22, 2009

fiddle fuckin around 

1. to behave, proceed, or think in a confused or aimless fashion

2. having the attention diverted

3. incapable of behaving, reacting, etc., in an expected manner.

Terminology coined by Benjamin Sandor Peters, Phoenix Arizona, January 2010.

related forms:
fiddle farting

Quit fiddle fuckin around and get back to work!

fiddle fuckin around by dashitdiggadee February 12, 2010