To make feces in instances of great fear (Rocket like ejection from anus in a solid state.)
Guy1: Holy shit, you will never guess what happened last night
Guy2: Really, What?
Guy1: Me and my boys were out late trying to pick up some babes and we got jumped by a gang of massive black gentlemen
Guy2: Dude, did y'all make it out ok?
Guy1: I did, but Jeff damn near fececated
To quickly form solid stool in instances of great fear. (Rocket like ejection from anus)
Guy1: Holy shit, you will never guess what happened last night
Guy2: Really, What?
Guy1: Me and my boys were out late trying to pick up some babes and we got jumped by a gang of massive black gentlemen.
Guy2: Dude, did y'all make it out ok?
Guy1: I did, but Jeff damn near fececated
The process of getting four or more people in a group and taking turns defecating in a circle then smearing it so each turn connects
you and your friends take turns shitting around a campfire, then smudging them to make a fececate circle after drinks, making your new past-time fececating
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.