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Fellatio Ratio 

In a sexual relationship, the overall ratio of fellatio performed to cunnilingus.
Dave: Yo man, my girl just dumped me. I don't know where I went wrong.
Jeremiah: What was your fellatio ratio?
Dave: It was about 1 to 4
Jeremiah: Well, there's your problem. It should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. You need to satisfy your woman, playa.
Dave: But it strains my neck!
Fellatio Ratio by Dr. January August 19, 2008
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fellatio ratio 

The ratio of females to males at any given point in time.
Chris Bees walked into the party and was super-stoked about the fellatio ratio as he barked, "I'm tots gonna cops some domski tonight bro!".
fellatio ratio by Jazpah January 4, 2010

fellatio ratio 

at a large gathering or party, the ratio of hoes to bros.
dude its a total sausage fest here, the fellatio ratio is shot to hell
fellatio ratio by nagoosk January 10, 2009

felatio ratio 

The amount of times one gets head during sex as opposed to the times one dosn't.
"We may have had a lot of sex lately but my felatio ratio has really dropped off!! I'm getting it 1 out of 7 times anymore!
felatio ratio by scatbrat April 16, 2009

felatio ratio 

The reason i'm going to be breaking up with my boyfriend!!
I love you, but unless the felatio ratio improves, i think we should see other people!
felatio ratio by Penelope42069 July 22, 2010
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