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The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.
by Clinton Sounds January 30, 2004
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When your so pissed off from losing multiple amount of games that you play worse and worse till your so pissed you begin leaning over your keyboard screaming over every little mistake you make and complaining about gaming imbalances

(Common in Starcraft II)
"Why is johnny screaming at his computer"

"He lost a few games of Starcraft II, I think he is Tilting"
by Lashley1337 February 14, 2012
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To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.
From the Chuck Palahniuk book: "Invisible Monsters"

'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'
by IAmTylerDurden March 04, 2006
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Oral retrieval of semen from the anus.
After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.
by JD August 17, 2003
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To suck or lick one's own semen from the butthole of a partner after anal sex.
"I sucked my cum out of darrens bumhole last night"
"ooh you fucking felcher"
by Josef Salmon March 13, 2005
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Sucking semen through a straw, out of a freshly fucked asshole.
She really needs to work on her felching, if she wants a spot on analcumsumption.com
by Ronzombie November 24, 2010
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This is an act which someone sucks, sometimes with a straw, semen out of another's vagina or ass.
Boy, I sure am parched. I sure could go for felching your ass right about now.
by MsAshley December 06, 2006
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