Felching: sucking semen out of vagina or anus; or inserting animals
into anus or vagina.
see "a kilo"
by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs April 7, 2003
when you do her up the ass and then lick it out after!
I felched my mama, and it was good!
by bug eyed bob September 9, 2003
As we all know, felching primarily refers to shoving rodents up one's bum. Of course, we all have an urge to shove a small furry animal up our butt from time to time, but it's dangerous. Richard Gere, for example, was rumoured to have had a sad incident with a hamster, which required a surgeon to get it out.
Felching is used to stimulate the so called male G-spot, which is found somewhere up the anus. Putting the poor rodent in the freezer before inserting him makes him shiver, which makes him act like a vibrator, massaging your G-spot. When he unfreezes, I hope he eats through your colon.
by turkeydurkey July 18, 2016
the homesexual act of inserting first a paper towel holder tube into the other parterns anus, and after the tube has been inserted all the way into the anus, taking a small furry animal, ie. a gerbil, and putting it into the paper towel tube that has been fully inserted into the anus, then just watching the hillarity insue.
last night heron was felching with mike and the gerbil got stuck.
by the_nugget April 8, 2009
The practice of inserting a live rodent wrapped in duct tape and smothered in lubricant into one's anus or vagina.
When felching a gerbil, always remember to use plenty of lube.
by JustanAngelino January 25, 2016
(1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching

(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)
I couldn't belive it. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!

Dude, you've got felch all over your face.
by Pymp November 1, 2003
A horribly named town in Upper Michigan. If you don't believe me look it up!
We are going to Felch today.

My God why would you tell me about it?

by Tenacious-C June 3, 2007