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Feeldog-the bastard who stole my birthday
ignorant bastard:"hey did you know Feb 26 is Feeldog's birthday?"

me:"yeah, its mine too, you son of a bitch."
feeldog by FuckFeeldog October 15, 2019
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Feeldoe is the brand name of the original patented strapless dildo made by Erogenics, Inc. It started the strapless dildo industry and is a registered trademark.

The dominant top partner wears one by inserting the pony end, and uses the horse end like a penis. Scalloped ridges on the saddle area massage the driving partner's clit while she pegs her man or pleases her lesbian in mutual orgasms. The bottom gets what she always gets.

Though mostly used by heterosexuals, the name "the real feel for both doe", because Mia invented it for lesbians. Since a feeldoe may be held by rectal muscles, any gender can wear one, and use the dildo end on a partner of any gender which makes it very popular.
Now, since I use Feeldoe ®, I know what premature ejaculation feels like for a man!
feeldoe by hotnhere September 24, 2018
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Feeldoe ® 

Feeldoe® is the trademark brand name of the original strapless dildo patented by M. Kain of Erogenics, Inc. The dominant partner wears one by inserting the pony end, and uses the horse end like a penis. Scalloped ridges on the saddle area massage the driving partner's clitoris while she pegs her man or pleases her lesbian in mutual orgasms.

Though mostly used by heterosexuals, the name "feeldoe" comes from "the real feel for both doe", because Mia invented it for lesbians.
"Now, since I use Feeldoe ®, I know what premature ejaculation feels like for a man!"
Feeldoe ® by hapEheart February 10, 2018
A term used to describe an elf that has taken so much steriods he is larger than the average human.
Me: That guy over there looks funny.

Brandon: He's a feldog.

Me: What?

Brandon: You know a elf that took steriods.
Feldog by II Mich123 June 10, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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