fecal file 

For whence a young boy shat upon another roomates carpet. Only to find his mother cleaning your crap off of thier new carpeting, only to know (Don't worry, I shit myself in an elevator)'

scrub scrub scrub "don't worry - scrub scrub - I shit my self - scrub - in an elevator" scrub scrub!

fecal file by Nick and Sean March 25, 2004

fecal file 

n., a large volume of incidents involving both The Q and some type of shitting. The Q is still adding to the files, such as recently when he shat upon a blue tarp in a homeowner's back yard.

"Last night after eating at Efrains, I thought I might be adding to the fecal files! "

fecal file by Chuck January 28, 2004

fecal file 

A human being who is more obsessed with a greasy brown stain in their butt crack, than what it takes to be a "relatively" functioning person in a democratic society.

Just because I gambled and lost doesn't mean that I can't go to church anymore. Everybody poops--unfortunate that everbody can't laugh at other peoples misspoopings--

fecal file by Seaniapolis March 26, 2004

Fecalfiliac 

some who is emphatically obsessed with poop, fecal or doo
doophyte

Fecalfiliacs areoftenfound hanging around with Doophytes

Fecalfiliac by Roy Munson April 6, 2003

fecalfiliac 

Chris - AKA MoFo - AKA Shit Fucker

MoFo is a damn dirty fecalfiliac. he loves the shit!!!

fecalfiliac by Larry December 31, 2003

Fecalfiliac 

Also known as parents of babies and small children. All they fucking talk about, besides leaky breasts and cracked nipples, is poop and snot and vomit and ear wax. Gross. And people wonder why I don't want kids.

My friend is a fecalfiliac ever since she had a baby--all she can talk about is shitty diapers.

Fecalfiliac by Jennaleigh August 14, 2003