feather dick

a small version of the male reproductive organ, usually comparable to that of an infant.

please see tickle dick or baby dick for further explanation.

OMG I couldn’t even feel him put it in, he has such a feather dick.

Oliver does'nt use the public shower at the gym, he's afraid everyone will laugh at his little feather dick.

feather dick by Brent1981 June 1, 2006

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Feather dick

A male reproductive organ so small it tickles the person feeling it.

during intercourse:

girl: stop it!

guy with feather dick: why?

girl:it tickles! you have a feather dick!

Feather dick by ChopstickJo January 15, 2014

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dick feathers

A dick feather is the term used for the dead skin on or around the male cock.

Chris: Bro, why is the shower drain clogged

Dillon: Sorry dawg, I have dick feathers really bad right now. The dry air really does it to ya.

dick feathers by epicpoggerskeanuwholesome100 October 2, 2020

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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