noun
\'fir 'bo-nər\
An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ
When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
\'fir 'bo-nər\
An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ
When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
Why is Ronnie spending so much time in the bathroom, Dude?
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.
I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.
I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!
by Immortallight1974 October 29, 2023
Get the fear bonermug. When you are so intensely afraid of another individual that you reach a point of sexual arousal. The fear boner is a sign of submission to a more powerful individual.
by Tod Jenkins September 15, 2010
Get the Fear Bonermug. Sexual arousal brought on by the excitement and/or anticipation of something that would otherwise be terrifying to a normal person.
by Dean Wilton May 10, 2019
Get the Fear Bonermug. An unexpected boner provoked by a frightening experience or unusually strong or dangerous potential mate.
by jpb103 May 19, 2016
Get the Fear Bonermug.