Favorite Child

The child in the family, often the second oldest, who is often the most unhappy in life. The "favorite child" will often put others down in attempts to make them feel better from the impending darkness inside that reminds them of how alone they are.

Yes, it is I. The favorite child

Favorite Child by Arnold the destroyer October 8, 2017

favorite child

Being the favorite child means you either:
a) Have an older sibling
b) Are more loved

c) Use the term to irritate your parents as they supposedly “love you equally”

“My mother said she doesn't have a favorite child, yet she obliviously loves me more.”

favorite child by NosliwNeb October 23, 2017

Favorite Child

A favorite child is usually the middle child or the youngest, the favorite child is the kid who can get away with anything by sucking up to the parent, when I say anything I mean anything that you couldn’t get away with at his age.

Mike: I’m gonna eat the last of the lucky charms.
Mom: No your not those are for your brother.
Mike: He gets all the special treatment because he’s a favorite child.

Favorite Child by Izzy.G098 January 1, 2022

least favorite child

Being the least favorite child means you either:
a) Have a younger sibling
b) Are less loved
c) Use the term to irritate your parents as they supposedly "love you equally"

My mother said there is no such thing as a least favorite child, and that she loves us equally. Yet she obliviously loves my brother/sister more.

least favorite child by NosliwNeb October 17, 2017

magnetos.favorite.child 

1) really cool and snazzy
2) obsessed with that one pic of magneto on first class
3) she’s magnetos favorite child

Wow! Magnetos.favorite.child is obsessed with that one pic on magneto from first class!

magnetos.favorite.child by Magnethoe April 8, 2022

Is marshall the favorite child

Yes, most children with the name marshall are the favorite child and are better than their siblings in general. Most believe that this goes back to 2010 when an amazing child was born with the name of marshall. Nobody cared about the other sibling they wouldn't even care if it was there birthday party.

Is marshall the favorite child

Is marshall the favorite child by That killer July 14, 2023

Steven Hawking's Favorite Child

describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people

'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."

Steven Hawking's Favorite Child by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024