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The child in the family, often the second oldest, who is often the most unhappy in life. The "favorite child" will often put others down in attempts to make them feel better from the impending darkness inside that reminds them of how alone they are.
Yes, it is I. The favorite child
by Arnold the destroyer September 9, 2017
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Being the favorite child means you either:
a) Have an older sibling
b) Are more loved

c) Use the term to irritate your parents as they supposedly “love you equally”
My mother said she doesn't have a favorite child, yet she obliviously loves me more.”
by NosliwNeb October 23, 2017
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Being the least favorite child means you either:
a) Have a younger sibling
b) Are less loved
c) Use the term to irritate your parents as they supposedly "love you equally"
My mother said there is no such thing as a least favorite child, and that she loves us equally. Yet she obliviously loves my brother/sister more.
by NosliwNeb October 17, 2017
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A favorite child is usually the middle child or the youngest, the favorite child is the kid who can get away with anything by sucking up to the parent, when I say anything I mean anything that you couldn’t get away with at his age.
Mike: I’m gonna eat the last of the lucky charms.
Mom: No your not those are for your brother.
Mike: He gets all the special treatment because he’s a favorite child.
by Izzy.G098 January 1, 2022
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