fauxjob

a blowjob that was received due to helping out said blower or one of their friends, for the sole purpose of getting that blowjob

Mike recruited Zara in the hopes of receiving a fauxjob

fauxjob by Tommy Wis June 16, 2010

faux job

n., The act of a woman bringing her mouth into the vicinity of a man's groin with the intention of arousing him but not performing an actual sex act. A faux job can entail her placing a hand on the crotch and sucking her fingers, blowing on the penis from an inch or so away, placing her mouth over the penis of a man still wearing pants, or any other similar activity.The goal can be either to tease the man or to indicate a willingness to go further.

"I was only going to get one lapdance, but the stripper started giving me a faux job and next thing you know I'm out a hundred bucks."

faux job by Parrish October 31, 2006

fauxjo

Derives from Mojo meaning hip, cool, sexy & soulful.

Fauxjo is something or someone trying to be cool & look like they have Mojo but failing. A bit like in 'Pretty Fly For A White Guy'.

Relic'd guitars are a good example. The ones where someone gets a new guitar & then puts loads of dents & scratches on it so it looks like they've been playing it for 40 years.

"Look at him with his fake vintage Guitar."
"Yeah, he's oozing fauxjo."

Or someone who goes out & buys a job lot of 60's Soul records & then pretends they're some sort of knowledgeable record collector who's been into the music for decades.

Or cars like the New Beetle or New Mini which look a bit like the old ones but have none of the character or Mojo, just Fauxjo.

fauxjo by JB McLeod June 8, 2009

fauxtobomb 

n. a pose pre-arranged by the photographer to fake the likeness of a photobomb

To create the fauxtobomb, he asked the strangers to wave while taking a picture of the statue.

fauxtobomb by 师父Mike February 15, 2013

Faux job

When a girl falls asleep with her head on a guy's lap and people see it wrong and think he was getting a blow job, and the guy doesn't correct them.

Hey man, you remember when Matt got a blow job from Krystal? That was a faux job, she was asleep.

Faux job by vizkiz May 11, 2014

Faux Job

The act of giving a blow job to a strap on or dildo.

Girls giving girls Faux Jobs is HOT.

Faux Job by Fenixxfey June 29, 2011

fauxtobomb 

A photobomb not only staged, but lacking any appearance of spontaneity. The prototypical photobomb from which the word derived was staged, but achieved the desired spontaneity by placing the smiling stingray against the female subjects' shoulders.

Celebrities who regularly perform photobombs for fans and memetic exposure may become adept at appearing genuine, some don't even attempt it, and some truly have the prankster spirit and timing to interject spontaneously. Other times, a celebrity photobomb may simply be an opportunistic selfie.

A photobomb's authenticity may become questionable due to image cropping; a visual composition that gives equal weight to the photobomber gives the impression the shot was taken to intentionally include them.

Jimmy Fallon thinks that if he stages enough fauxtobombs, one of them will become viral. But they all have the same expression and placement, all taken at a tourist destination.

fauxtobomb by enkephalin07 March 2, 2016