faux French 

a person who pretends to be a cute French person, this can be a boy or a girl. Normally their fake or like a poser

Ashley: I'm French

Brenden: no, your faux French

Ashley: crap...

faux French by iiluffhellokitty November 13, 2010

faux french kiss

Where one person takes a drag on a cigarette or weed and then kisses another person sending the smoke into that persons mouth and then out their nose. It's almost impossible to do correctly, but totally classy and sexy once you do.

They faux french kissed on the beach and she thought she knew he was her soul-mate.

faux french kiss by Katie J. December 20, 2004