A troll that's too unfunny to simply label an unoriginal troll or an unfunny troll. No,
this troll is astronomically bad. They enter in forums with either the intention of being
offensive and fall short, or they lack responses alltogether. Everyone knows even the
simplest trolls get at least 3 or 4 replies. Not the failtroll. The failtroll gets none
except his/her sockpuppets. Sometimes a failtroll is too ambitious and delusional to
realize no one is biting their crap and proceed to flood and/or spam a message board or
chatroom in order to get some feedback.

Failtroll: OMG I KIK'D A MIDGET TODAY!!!1
Everyone else: *clicks ignore*
Failtroll: Y NOONE REPLY TO MEH?//

failtroll by gdfgdtffghhfghfghfh August 3, 2009

failtroll

Someone that is attempting to troll but fails to offend or annoy anyone. Often using statements with failed logic, resulting in them unknowingly insulting themselves. Failtrolls, like 'normal' trolls generally live in dark vile places. IRC and 4chan house the largest populations of failtrolls.

Classic failtroll: "<SilentNinja_> I was gay with your mother lastnight"

failtroll by tripv August 14, 2011

fatroll

the excess tubluar rolls that hang from ones body when the exceed their recommended weight limit

zu zu

fatroll by 6682 May 4, 2003

fantroll

an overly defensive fanboy who patrols in a forum for negative comments about the forum's topic, and shows no respect for people's right to criticize by changing the subject to (insulting) the critic.

ordinary moviegoer, "This movie sucks because the plot is so deliberately confusing..."

fantroll, "OMG, you are so stupid its unbelievable, you obviously don't have the brain to grasp how brilliant Inception is, go watch Twilight you idiot."

fantroll by yxuz March 3, 2011

FAILTROLL

An idiot who fails to be a troll, an idiot who everyone ignores, an idiot who trys to troll but in doing so he/she fails.

An ausy named Nick with the online alias of WinterMute :)

FailTroll : U R Teh gayz
Everyone Else: GTFO NUB
FailTroll: U R teh gayz
Everyone Else: Just GTFO already
FailTroll: U R teh gayz
Admin: Banned
Everyone Else: yay

FAILTROLL by Pitborn September 4, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026