faustroll

An internet post that whips the devil in the details.

Damn, bitch, you done gone faustroll on his scrawny white ass...

by Honkey Pox Harry December 1, 2022

Frustrally Sextrated

The emotion of going too long without sex.

I'm so frustrally sextrated, it's been two weeks since I've been layed.

by chief544 February 1, 2009

failtroll

A troll that's too unfunny to simply label an unoriginal troll or an unfunny troll. No,
this troll is astronomically bad. They enter in forums with either the intention of being
offensive and fall short, or they lack responses alltogether. Everyone knows even the
simplest trolls get at least 3 or 4 replies. Not the failtroll. The failtroll gets none
except his/her sockpuppets. Sometimes a failtroll is too ambitious and delusional to
realize no one is biting their crap and proceed to flood and/or spam a message board or
chatroom in order to get some feedback.

Failtroll: OMG I KIK'D A MIDGET TODAY!!!1
Everyone else: *clicks ignore*
Failtroll: Y NOONE REPLY TO MEH?//

by gdfgdtffghhfghfghfh August 3, 2009

failtroll

Someone that is attempting to troll but fails to offend or annoy anyone. Often using statements with failed logic, resulting in them unknowingly insulting themselves. Failtrolls, like 'normal' trolls generally live in dark vile places. IRC and 4chan house the largest populations of failtrolls.

Classic failtroll: "<SilentNinja_> I was gay with your mother lastnight"

by tripv August 14, 2011

fatroll

the excess tubluar rolls that hang from ones body when the exceed their recommended weight limit

zu zu

by 6682 May 4, 2003

fantroll

an overly defensive fanboy who patrols in a forum for negative comments about the forum's topic, and shows no respect for people's right to criticize by changing the subject to (insulting) the critic.

ordinary moviegoer, "This movie sucks because the plot is so deliberately confusing..."

fantroll, "OMG, you are so stupid its unbelievable, you obviously don't have the brain to grasp how brilliant Inception is, go watch Twilight you idiot."

by yxuz March 3, 2011

FAILTROLL

An idiot who fails to be a troll, an idiot who everyone ignores, an idiot who trys to troll but in doing so he/she fails.

An ausy named Nick with the online alias of WinterMute :)

FailTroll : U R Teh gayz
Everyone Else: GTFO NUB
FailTroll: U R teh gayz
Everyone Else: Just GTFO already
FailTroll: U R teh gayz
Admin: Banned
Everyone Else: yay

by Pitborn September 4, 2009