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dripping faucet syndrome 

when leakage piss drips into a man boxers because he stopped to early and his body still wants to piss or he is trying to hold it in when he really needs to go.
Ex1: "Bob hurry up we're going to be late!"
"In a second woman do you want me to get dripping faucet syndrome!?"

Ex2: "Man I need to take a piss so bad I had dripping faucet syndrome all day."
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Faucet Sipping 

When one positions themselves upside down vertically, legs skyward, while masturbating creating a position where one nuts straight onto their face/mouth.
i walked in on Monty and he was faucet sipping!
I caught him sipping from the faucet

Siamese Faucet 

A Way to annoy someone called josh
Josh go Google a Siamese Faucet
Siamese Faucet by Little_Lilly August 17, 2018

Shit Faucet 

A bowel movement characterized by a purely liquid fecal stream coming from the anus.
I polished off a bottle of Makers last night and had the beer shits first thing this morning. It was a repugnant 20 second shit faucet.
Shit Faucet by GoldenChild33 February 22, 2009

Snot-faucet 

Snot-faucet describes a person suffering an inordinate amount of nasal drainage and discharge. Usually symptomatic of people suffering common head colds.

Used to describe the person suffering the malady or the nose itself.
@BizzyBee forgot her handkerchief this morning. And yet, her snot-faucet wouldn't let her forget it.
Snot-faucet by illig March 3, 2009

sauce faucet 

slang - a penis. sometimes a sloppy one.
Yo I got that chick to gargle my sauce faucet, fo sho.
sauce faucet by Bolooki January 6, 2008

Sex Faucet

"Once you're on you're on, otherwise you're off."
My wife is such a sex faucet, I can't get her to leave me alone!
Sex Faucet by GreGaGaGa April 2, 2010