Fat Sloth

The all too common phenomena of a fat guy who's simply too lazy to take his hand out of the bag of chips, get off the couch, stop watching TV, and clean up after himself.

Often forgets to do his laundry, resorts to the wipe forward, has the fat person musk, and won't do anything that requires effort in general.

Can you believe that fat sloth? He hasn't done the laundry for 3 weeks!

What's that smell? It's my fat sloth roommate. You see he's such a fat sloth that he suffers from the fat person musk.

Fat Sloth by sting130 July 22, 2011

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fat sloth

A fat,lazy sloth like man

Ryan Sells is a fat sloth

fat sloth by AK 47 March 13, 2005

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fat sloth

A sloth like fat man, Goes by the name Ryan Sells

Ryan Sells ate him self to death with a plate of cookies and a butter filled cake

fat sloth by AK 47 March 15, 2005

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Slithered Fat Timmies

Hella coo people coming from mixed backgrounds. Vegetarian carnivores who are simply complicated, predictably unpredictable, and always witty AF. They practice Melatonin dreaming after several cups of espresso made from the leaves of ivy.

Those slithered fat Timmies KNOW what is happening.

Slithered Fat Timmies by amnesiaivy January 29, 2020

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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