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Someone who is really fat, for example, VC who never stops eating.
I saw a fat person the other day. His name was Onix11.
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
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"you see this kid *points to a largish kid* he's not fat, that's just the gas tank for his love machine"
by Harrison Reed May 29, 2004
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A fat person if a person who is obese. A fat person may be slightly overweight. Do not confuse a fat person with a sedentary person.

Fat person (rephrased with broad word choice)
"gluttonous unsightly figure of great mass"

Most people, especially the self-conscious collective, will view fat people in an ill and disgusted manner, though this is irrational.
Fat people are important to society, while some are hard working people who just glutton or geniuses who reward themselves by indulging, the so-called "useless" ones greatly augment the food industry.
Indeed they may appear visually displeasing , but keep in mind that when a person is fat, the person will keep eating, increasing the food industry. For those especially industrial-fodder people trying to lose weight using dietary pills(which do not work), they are supplying two industries constantly for a superb economic bonus. As for gyms, they will also ascend economic status but eventually the fat person will lose their urge to eat, driven by the incessant requests of the nagging spouse.
I'm going to congratulate that crying fat person over there holding the noose for being such a great economic boost.
by VbPeppermint. September 12, 2008
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Every day for lunch they drinks and energy drink and eat a whole bag of chip typically bbq or salt and vinegar it is most always a girl who thinks she is attractive but looks like my moms old tampon
A Fat Person for some reason dresses in little kids skinny jeans but need a adult XXXXL. There name always starts with T, L, M, O and D
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