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Fat Nonce

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Fat Nonce is a term used to describe pedophiles who are fat. It is also used to slur people who are fat or just have a very pedohilic look.
Oh look over there ! It's JJ Olatunji the fat nonce!
Fat Nonce by g1theauthor July 15, 2020
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Fat Nonce • big fat nonce • Fat • fat ass • fat fuck • fat-e • Fat Bitch • fat cunt • Fat Joe • fat boy

Fat nonce

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A large boy who likes kids under 12
That kid over there is a fat nonce
Fat nonce by Mikeford November 1, 2021

big fat nonce

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A big fat pedo
That josh Stevenson is a proper big fat nonce
big fat nonce by Ur mum gay 123456 February 18, 2019
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swamp dog

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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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aired 

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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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