michelle
the ultimate in obesity her width is wider than any other
her homo-ness is huge she is the fat homo!
michelle - hi guys
everyone - omgsh michelle you are so fat, go away you fat homo
michelle - *tear* *runs away her fat jiggling everywhere knocking the year 7-ers out of the way and crushing them too*
Someone who has an unhealthy relationship with fat tire beer while having the urge to butch up to his friends by sharing exploits of hunting and fishing trips with friends nobody else knows.
Also abbreviated as FTH before a person's name as a descriptor.
Greg is such a fat tirehomo. Did you see what that fat tire homo Greg brought to the party?
When you gay and you also cannot see your penis. When you know the entire McDonalds menu and hit on the guy on the drive thru worker.
Fat Fucking Homosexual is when a Homosexual individual is so fat that you need to add fucking in there before you can describe them.
Me: How much you weigh bitch
FFH: Like 450
Me: Damn bitch you fat af, why you lookin at me like that
FFH: I’m gay bitch
Me: Damn you a FatFucking Homosexual, get the fuck outta here wit dat gay shit
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.