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Fat Girl Rodeo 

when your dancing in a club, pick out the fattest cunt you can, start grinding up against her as if she has got a chance with you, once the song finshes or you get bored, pull her in close and whisper in her ear, "your the fattest, ugliset cunt in here" then hold on tight and watch her go beserk!! fat girl rodeo has begun and you gotta see how long you can hold on for without letting go!!
"come on boys, lets play fat girl rodeo!"
Fat Girl Rodeo by Jamie619 May 16, 2008
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fat girl rodeo 

when your fucking a fat girl from behind and you get a good grip around her neck and whisper in her ear "your the fattest most disgusting girl ive ever seen" and you try to hold on for your life
i bet we could have a good fat girl rodeo with that fatass bitch over there
fat girl rodeo by samuel l jackson January 28, 2004

fat girl rodeo 

When you're dancing or having sex with a really fat (and ugly) girl, and you're being really Romantic. Then, after a while, you go behind her, hug her round her neck and whisper sweetly into her ear saying something like...

"You're reeaaallly fat"

...And you have to see how long you can hold on
"Dude, I was having a hardcore session of fat girl rodeo at the club last night, you should'a seen her man, thank god she counldn't reach me."

Or..

My fat girl rodeo record with her is like a whole minute or something, you would have thought she'd have learnt the game by now...
fat girl rodeo by ZeroG91 September 1, 2006

fat girl rodeo-reversal 

When a fat girl that is 'in the know' pulls a fast one (or fat one, even) on fat girl rodeo players by grabbing the nearest elongated object (cucumber or beer bottle) & anally violating the prankster whilst his fun-loving friends look on in disbelief, disgust, shock & amazement all at the same time.
Hahaha, that fucker didn't think he had 1 coming. I pulled a fat girl rodeo-reversal on him. He's probably going to have ta poop through his peehole for weeks. ONE FOR THE BIG GIRLS

fat girl rodio 

fat girl rodio is vary easy get your self a nice fat ride jump on there back as tell her she is a "fat bitch" hold on as long a posible and dont fall down after your done.
"dude i went on a fat girl rodio yesterday"
fat girl rodio by Rawr 3000 October 29, 2009
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