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Fat bad ass bitch

Fat bad ass bitch by I be real August 14, 2015
A girl with bad fat eats fast food every evening followed by a Ben&Jerry's. This contributes to bad fat which gives her a huge flat ass, hanging boobs, sticking out belly, and in the more severe cases a double chin.

These types of girls are bad catches and should be avoided, unless she is a friend of a hot girl of course...
T: Hey man, check out that girl's ass! I wish i could rip those jeans off and do her all night!

J: Nah man, that's bad fat... You don't want a sumo wrestler doing you all night do you?

T: Uh huh.. Then what's ..good fat hmm?

J: *Shows a picture of girlfriend on phone*

T: Whoah! Shit dude how'd you get a girl like that!? I mean, her body is perfect!

J: I've got my tricks ;)
bad fat by j96 December 30, 2011

fat badge 

A stain on your clothing, especially a shirt, resulting from the sloppy eating of greasy food. Any greasy stain on clothing.
1. After winning the corn-dog eating contest, Carl wore his fat badge with pride, knowing that no detergent known to man would ever remove it.

2. Ah, I guess I'll throw this shirt out... I don't want anyone to see my fat badge.
fat badge by Lustrasilk September 10, 2006

fat badger 

To persire profusely.
To have excessively moist gonads due to heat, humidity or excercise, causing great discomfort.
Bloody hell,
it's hot in here?
i'm sweating like a Fat Badger!
fat badger by Daveyboy Snotling January 28, 2007

Fat Kid Badge "FKB" 

Traditionally a stain earned whilst eating.
"Bro, you got chili on your shirt."

"Yeah, it's going to leave a vicious Fat Kid Badge "FKB", good thing I carry a tide pen."

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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