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fat dick 

To screw someone over by not showing up or calling when plans have been made.
Well, Jasper is 30 minutes late. Looks like he fat dicked us once again...
fat dick by Asa Guy January 2, 2009

Fat dick 

Just a fat dick is there more to explain
He had a fat dick
Fat dick by Daddybiscuit42 August 30, 2017

fat dick 

Ironically, this refers to the launch equipment used in Goatsex.
I used a fat dick to have Goatsex with Seabiscut.
fat dick by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Fat Dick 

Something you dont have
You dont have a Fat Dick
Fat Dick by ILoveNagger June 16, 2020

fat Dick 

Donald Trump
fat Dick by gordo dA MERDA June 6, 2019

fat dick spirit 

It’s almost big dick energy but just the right amount of wrong. For example, when you won a Kanye West look a like contest or you’re really successful at a really shitty thing.
He: Did you hear about Ben maxing out his loyalty punch card at the casino?

Her: Yeah, he’s got that fat dick spirit.
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