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fasterbate 

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection
i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room
fasterbate by saylor February 15, 2007

MasterBlaster2000 

To insert one’s index and middle finger inside the vaginal canal of a woman and wiggle them around
Blonde : I’m horny
Asian : you want some of that Masterblaster2000?

Fasterbating 

The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating
David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.

Jim Bob: And...

David: 1 minute 30 seconds

Jim Bob: Nice
Fasterbating by Chaz E. February 28, 2008

fasterbator 

A masturbator who is going for speed.
A fasterbator went into an airplaine bathroom with a copy of Hustler. He came out 23 seconds later panting, sweat pouring down his face. He achieved a new record, and was scowled at by everyone as he walked back to his seat.
fasterbator by pooploop00 June 17, 2013

Fasterbate 

How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate
Fasterbate by KayG May 17, 2015

Masterblaster 

Masterblaster, the legendary morning wake-up commonly practiced in Detroit.

Masterblaster is the first magnificent hit you pack into your stem; and you blast off to complete awake

rz47
"You ready for your masterblaster my dude?"
"Fuck yes I am"
"To the moooooooooooooon this morning"
Masterblaster by Pharmexist April 19, 2016