fapsimile

Masturbating to pornography which features someone who bears a strong resemblance to another person you would like to fuck, or see fucked. Often used with/on celebrities or people one knows in real life. Often involves a series of increasingly specific, and increasingly long search strings on internet porn sites.

See also, doppleganger.

"I found a reasonable fapsimile of my ex on Pornhub, and I've been fapping all day to it, because I erased all our homemade porn like an idiot"

"Katy Perry has not made a sex tape, but you can find a reasonable fapsimile on the internet"

fapsimile by UrVile February 15, 2019

facsimile 

The transferring of images, usually or hard-copy documents, via telephone lines to another device that can recieve and interpret the images.

I am the only person that knows how to spell that word.

facsimile by IrishRepublicanArmy December 29, 2003

Facsimilephobia 

The fear of Fax Machines

No! Not the fax! I have Facsimilephobia!

Facsimilephobia by IdonwansetworldonfireWaitIdo May 29, 2018

Fascinized 

A hybrid cross between "Fascinated" and "Mesmerized". Often used in situations where more potent descriptive adjectives are in dire need.
Used when showing great amazement for something.

I was fascinized when Sarah Palin decalred that she "could see Russia from her house !"

Fascinized by CGD1995 April 28, 2010

fatsimile

When you mistake two different over-weight people for the same person.

The other day I got Rosie O'Donnell confused with Roseanne Barr, it was a total Fatsimile.

fatsimile by Pajetski November 9, 2021

facsimilipeeps 

Resin castings of human characters such as bobble heads or 💀 ☠️ people.

Those facsimilipeeps of that rock group look just like the humans they represent.

facsimilipeeps by Brumleyprunk June 29, 2022

facimile

A copy or replica. A faxed or copied document.

Please send me a facimile of that File.

facimile by JasonLewis May 8, 2008