fartplug

uhhh a plug for your butthole when you wanna fart so you dont make other ppl sit in your stink.
hey i gotta fart.

oh here. i have a fartplug to plug your fart:D:D
by Emilypizza February 07, 2008
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Fartplug

Verb. Employing extreme effort to keep a fart from being released in inopportune situations such as first dates.
My date with that hottie I went on the other night was awful. I was fartplugging for 30 minutes when I was driving her home. When she finally got out of the car, my ass exploded.
by Onthefence November 17, 2008
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