Fartplug

Verb. Employing extreme effort to keep a fart from being released in inopportune situations such as first dates.

My date with that hottie I went on the other night was awful. I was fartplugging for 30 minutes when I was driving her home. When she finally got out of the car, my ass exploded.

by Onthefence December 9, 2008

fartplug

uhhh a plug for your butthole when you wanna fart so you dont make other ppl sit in your stink.

hey i gotta fart.

oh here. i have a fartplug to plug your fart:D:D

by Emilypizza February 7, 2008