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Fartcrossways
An expression used to describe the feeling of that is which when the bowels produce an enormouse amount of gas and when this gas is expelled at such an extreme force that the gas itself must part ways, (hence the word crossways) at the fabric proceeding the anus. Whether it be underwear, cotton briefs, boxers, or just jeans, occasionally your very own bedding. If the fartcrossways is very extreme seepage will follow.
Bill Berditzman had such a bad case of gas today he experienced a fartcrossways while playing backgammon. He wasn't wearing any protection in his briefs so he had to change his underwear and pants, due to the fartcrossways.
Fartcrossways by Gerald Cruthers January 3, 2012
Fartgasm
The rare incident in which an individual realizes that he/she are about to orgasm and fart at the same time. One feels confused, and can't decide from which end to fire first. The farts released during a fartgasm are usually very loud and time consuming, leaving the individual dazed and confused about what the fuck just happend. To prevent such an incident, it is recommended that you don't consume any beans on those lonely Saturday nights.
Chipper: "Dude your not gonna believe what happend last night"
Winslow: "Stacy gave you a blowjob?"
Chipper: "No man, I had my 3rd fartgasm this week. Can you believe it? I still don't know where all my load went though"
Winslow: "Hmm...that's strange."
Winslow: "Stacy gave you a blowjob?"
Chipper: "No man, I had my 3rd fartgasm this week. Can you believe it? I still don't know where all my load went though"
Winslow: "Hmm...that's strange."
Fartgasm by Peach-fuzz September 2, 2009