fartbarf

It is when you fart out barf from when someone threw up inside your anal cavity while really tossing your salad deeply.

Linda threw up while tossing my salad, which caused me to fartbarf all over her face.

by Sinbadass December 15, 2011

Fartbarfing

Having diarrhea; specifically, the act of expelling diarrhea

"I shouldn't go to the amusement park today. I've been fartbarfing all night after I ate diarrheadonalds."

"Oh no! Why did this happen today?! I can't be fartbarfing during my wedding ceremony!!"

by Jessman January 22, 2014

fartbar

Any fiber bar after it is consumed makes you fart for a whole day straight.

You can count on it for non stop farting.

fiber one. A fartbar that contains fiber.

by recovergirl October 8, 2011

Fart Barf

When packed in a car en route to post-collegiate spring break, your carmate's burps fill the car with an odor so pungent, that it smells as if a fart and barf had combined resulting in the perfect storm of stankiness.

Damn Eric, stop fart barfing, or im going to dive out of this moving car and run backwards naked through the desert.

by Teresa 4G March 12, 2008

Fartbarn

Fartbarn. The rectal cavity, a place where farts are stored before being dispersed to the local atmosphere.
A large airy space that stinks of shit.

Shut it you fucking fartbarn.
Your missus has breath like a fartbarn.
Less of it you turdgobbling fartbarn.
Fuck staying in that hotel it's a proper fucking fartbarn.
Arse Shitty smell

by Fitz2815 February 22, 2017

fartbarge

To barge into a room while farting in an angry or otherwise offensive manner. May be accompanied by an attempt to barge into a conversation or other social setting. Often observed most commonly in large-bodied people.

Lydia just fartbarged into the break room, knocked over the coffee maker with her excessive bulk, and told us all to go to hell!

Lizzo finished the encore, and then fartbarged backstage in search of donuts.

by ExcessiveBelching June 24, 2024