A type of exhaust system that ricers install on their cars. The muffler creates a low rumble which is intended to imitate the sound of a powerful engine, but the sound more resembles a fart.
a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.
man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fuckingstench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"