fart net

when you fart while walking in a line and someone walks by and gets caught in your fart net, and they stop because of the stench.

john was walking down the hall while farting. then his friend walked by right into the fart net.

by TDowns123 September 23, 2010

Farting safety net

When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.

Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.

Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.

by Marrley December 30, 2008