when two friends place their asses against one another then each slide slightly to the side, placing a cheek in each others crack. then both parties fart to "close" the buckle.
i barely got my pants off when my girl crept up behind and fartbuckled me.
Person 1- Have you heard of Fartbuckles passing
Person 2- NOOOOOO Fartbuckle
Person 3- RIP Fartbuckle
Person 4- who tf is Fartbuckle?
Peoples 1,2, and 3 in unison- Shut up I can't afford to think about this for much longer!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)