fart bastard 

a person who sharts aggressively without a filter

mike farted so aggressively it shook the house, he is definitely a fart bastard

fart bastard by fart bastard July 22, 2022

bastard fart

simply a fart with two tablespoons of shit contained within it.

"I farted today, and had to change my drawers, it was definitly a bastard fart."

bastard fart by Kelly Harris November 28, 2007

Bastard Fart

A bastard fart is when a lady quiefs, and a cum bubble comes out.

She was just laying there, and she turned to me and said that was definetly a bastard fart.

Bastard Fart by mr. aric burns September 28, 2011

Fatbastard 

To eat junk food by placing a similar, but slightly different, piece of junk food on top of it. The eater then proceeds to bite both in one motion, hence completing a full fatbastard.

Damn, did you see Sean fatbastard those two doughnuts? Chocolate and Vanilla frosting for the win!

Fatbastard by Crazy Legs February 24, 2006

Michael Fastbastard 

Michael Fassbender's alter-ego.

Michael: I prefer the real me.

Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.
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Michael: Perfection.
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Michael: Perfection.
Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.

"The Michael Fastbastard experience"

Michael Fastbastard by JimGordon November 3, 2020