This is a term you say when something unbelievingly unpredictable happens and it is just too good to say what the fuck. Its origin is from Lord Farquad from the movie Shrek, because he is a totally unpredictable badass!
Oliver: (Jumped off a twenty story building and survived)
Juan: What the Farquad!
Andres: Isnt that the badass guy from shrek?
by jackbologna February 25, 2010
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The short king from Shrek that tries to steal and marry Fiona but ultimately fails.
Lord Farquad makes a great meme.
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Our lord and savior Lord Farquad an almighty being beyond mortal comprehension. He destroyed shaggy in a duel which created the big bang.
Stranger: Hello, are you a follower of Lord Farquad?
Yippy: Oh yes I'm actually his pupil.
by Yippy the fox February 5, 2021
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llord farquad eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nigga
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A midget that holds a sexually transmitted disease and or infection. Normally smells like old cheese with a bit of sour crout
Bro you see that Filthy Farquad walking down the street, I bet he has aids haha let’s throw him in a lake
by Aron the hoe April 2, 2018
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