farmer spit 

When one closes off a nostril (usually with their index finger or thumb) and uses the extra exhalation force in the opposite nostril to rocket a harden mucus projectile out of said nostril. Aka snot rocket.

When Bobby Joe was plowing the field he done got his nose all plugged up with dirt. But when he finished with the backhoe I'll be damned if he didn't farmer spit a boulder out of his nose!

farmer spit by Yup12 November 6, 2013

FarmersTits 

Breasts that are tan on the top half as a result of being in the sun to much with a bra on. similar to a farmers tan. only used when the tanline is hot. usually only noticeable when female is naked or dress slutty.

person:"Wow, thoses are some nice FarmersTits."
person 2:"I know, i can barely see them though because her shirts not lowcut enough."

FarmersTits by roberto hock July 30, 2010