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farmer spit 

When one closes off a nostril (usually with their index finger or thumb) and uses the extra exhalation force in the opposite nostril to rocket a harden mucus projectile out of said nostril. Aka snot rocket.
When Bobby Joe was plowing the field he done got his nose all plugged up with dirt. But when he finished with the backhoe I'll be damned if he didn't farmer spit a boulder out of his nose!
farmer spit by Yup12 November 6, 2013
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FarmersTits 

Breasts that are tan on the top half as a result of being in the sun to much with a bra on. similar to a farmers tan. only used when the tanline is hot. usually only noticeable when female is naked or dress slutty.
person:"Wow, thoses are some nice FarmersTits."
person 2:"I know, i can barely see them though because her shirts not lowcut enough."
FarmersTits by roberto hock July 30, 2010
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008