farley dollar 

(adj.) Afflicted with an unusually narrow penis that is prone to premature or spontaneous ejaculation

His girlfriend broke up with him when she found out he was farley dollar.

farley dollar by Mik C August 27, 2003

farley dollar 

(adj.) Inordinately thrifty; remarkably tolerant to squalid environments

He was so farley dollar that he ate all of his meals out of a single stained, unwashed tupperware trough.

farley dollar by Mik C September 4, 2003