fap fap fap

A comment issued by a person in response to another party excessively talking about or exhorting the benefits of anything; but especially something which doesn't really merit it.

It implies excessive masturbation over the continually mentioned topic.

Person 1: And then I get +2 to AC and D4 hit die, plus I get a bonus to my will and fortitude saves once per day, and I also get an extra feat every 6th level.... *etc*

Person 2: fap fap fap. stfu.

by s3ph October 14, 2007

FAP

Forever Alone Pleasure

I FAP during shower cause i dont have a girlfriend

by eiy March 10, 2015

FAP

Flat As Pancakes

Tits so empty and flat that you can flip them like a pancake using a spatula

I'm going to fap to your FAP

by VeryVisionary August 10, 2023

fap on it

Masturbating before making any decision regarding females.

James: I can't tell if I should fuck my ex or not
Tom: Just fap on it, then you will know.

by Johng123 August 3, 2011

fapping

beating your penis. also known as jerking off.

Alright, no fapping in the bathrooms please!

by MrFazbear04 February 24, 2018

*fap*

The sound of a male masturbating.

See fap

Look, some porn. I think I'll masturbate to it. *fap* *fap*

by HuntressPwns January 17, 2007

fap

The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.

Did you see those Natalie Portman pics? *fap fap fap*

by Anonymous L-Value October 11, 2002