fantasy fuck

A girl who is a less severe case of butter face. She has a smokin' body, but her face is not happening. You wouldn't really brown bag her, but you'd close your eyes, or do her in the ass, so you can fantasize about someone else.

*A really hot girl walks by, but has an ordinary face*
Guy 1: shit son, I'd tap that, but I'd brown bag her
Guy 2: really? I think she's more of a fantasy fuck

fantasy fuck by sad_eyes00 March 4, 2008

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fantasy fuck team

A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.

I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.

fantasy fuck team by cool-chick-a-rama September 27, 2017

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Fuck-fuck fantasy

A highly-improbable fantasy scenario that is still given considerable or serious thought despite being entirely unfeasible.

"Jason's been looking at real estate listings for million-dollar houses on the internet. He really thinks he's going to win the Mega Millions jackpot, but we all know that's just a fuck-fuck fantasy."

Fuck-fuck fantasy by ROBop May 26, 2019

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fantasy fucked

Losing a match of fantasy football with the second highest points in the league for the week, because you are matched against the person with the most points.

Man, I put up 145 points this weekend, but Melvin fantasy fucked me by putting up 149.

fantasy fucked by PrairieDog Coalition October 3, 2011

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fantasy fucking

The act of fucking someone, but fantasizing its someone else.

I was having sex with my boyfriend last night... but I was fantasy fucking my favorite celebrity or someone you wish you were with.

fantasy fucking by anonymous774477 October 21, 2007

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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